Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed
In honor of Ben Stein’s creationist shill-fest that’s opening in theaters this weekend, have an internet parody!
Some of the YouTube comments for this video were absolutely hilarious! Observe:
The theory of sex is incredibly lame. I know about people who have tried this “sex” thing multiple times, but no babies appeared!
And no one has never ever observed a baby appearing during sex!
Clearly, sex is nonsense. It doesn’t work. It’s just an evil ideology, a religion which contradicts the glory of the Stork.
And another:
Sex theorists want us to believe a sperm and an egg magically turn into a baby after 9 months LOL, where the proof?! They say sonographs are accurate but they date the age of the baby from the results but use the results to prove the sonograph, circular logic! Both theories have their problems, but Stork theory just have more evidence.
And yet another:
The Stork Theory of Delivery (STD) has been totally scorned by scientists. I guess they don’t like to have their pet theories about Sex questioned (even though it’s stupid - I’ve had sex hundreds of times and never had a baby).
Even if they don’t want to have STD in schools they could at least teach the controversy.
In the new media cycle, Friday is the most important day because it’s when office workers slack off and look for funny internet videos!
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